Church is a very important thing. Everyone knows that. For example, when I first started going to WCC I learned that I had an invisible wife named Annie. I would never have known this if it weren’t for the nice little lables on the Church mailings that said they were for “David and Annie Reagan.” Well, can you believe it? I just found out that I have a kid! Why else would my invisible wife get an invitation to a “Young Moms Life Journaling” group?

Amazing, huh?