How To Become A Dwarf
How To Become A Dwarf:
A Short Story
by David Reagan, December 28, 2005
I am not easily surprised by anything. Nearly ten thousand years of traveling the multiverse will make a mockery of the word “normal”. But this Elf had shocked me enough that it took nearly two picoseconds to recover. I cleared my throat, “So, Mister Elf, you want to become a Dwarf?”
Said Mister Elf nodded eagerly, “Yes, yes!”